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Sign Number 682 from the Universe that one spends too much time on the FB.
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
You were thinking, that's the problem... The Dao of Steve says that if you're thinking about her she'll pick up on it and you're dead. The way to go is not only to appear disinterested, but to BE disinterested. Works for me (either that or I'm just a psycho-magnet).
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Could you be wrong? Maybe she was giving you the number to her hair stylist or personal shopper. How did you look that day? Maybe she was trying to sell you an MP3 player - portable CD's are so 1999.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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