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[spookyfish]

I had this really fucking weird dream last night.

I'm standing in this giant Union Hall where Congressman Kucinich is giving a speech about waste in Government. He starts talking about all the money that is misspent. I'm standing in the back of the room listening, and, all of the sudden, he points at me, starts shouting, and mentions me by name as an example of how the Government wastes money.

All these heads turn around and look at me, and I'm just standing there dumbfounded, not saying a word, and everybody in the room starts booing me and throwing stuff.

Kucinich finishes his speech, to raucous applause, and I make my way quietly out a side door. He walks out another door along the same side of the building, and I yell out to him, "hold it right there, you little fucker!"

He sees me, and takes off running in the other direction. I walk over to this cop from the mounted police unit, who is standing near his horse, and very calmly ask the cop if I can borrow it. The cop hands me the reins, and I get on the horse and go tearing off after Kucinich, who takes off into the woods.

I follow him through the woods, and can hear him stumbling and running ahead of me. I catch up with him outside this mall, and get him cornered in this small area, and I start circling the horse around him. He's all muddy and scratched up from running through the woods. I get off the horse, grab him by the lapels, and slam him up against the wall, so that he smacks his head hard against it. He opens his mouth to say something, and I backhand him hard across the face.

I start yelling at him and telling him that I ever catch him using my name in a speech again, I will kick his ignorant ass.

I wake myself up muttering a stream of profanity.

I have no idea what any of this means. . .