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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Oh, I dunno. That I checked in online the night before to get an "A" - but because I couldn't print out the Boarding Pass, when I got to the airport, they reassigned me a "C".
So I had to sit for 2 hours on the floor - 5th in friggin line I might add - before the flight to assure myself that I wasn't going to have a middle seat for a cross-country 6 hour flight.
Luckily, I score the last possible non-middle seat (window, last row, non-reclining), but then have no room for my bag.
And then the bitch doesn't want to gate check it - has the balls to tell me to squeeze a huge duffle under my seat for 6 hours.
Right as the words "blow me" were about to surface, she realized it may be better to just take the bag.
F Southwest.
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Every time I fly somebody besides Southwest, my flight is cancelled, or their computer systems break down so it takes three times as long to check in ("No sir, you have to stay in this line - you can't check in where there's no line, because
you don't have bags to check."), meaning that I get glared at for finally making it to the gate as the door is shutting despite getting to the airport 1:45 early and having no luggage.
Then my "reserved" seat is usually changed, usually to a middle seat next to either the biggest or second biggest person on the plane (depending on whether they are bigger than me), while some six year old is sitting in the exit row. And they only serve Pepsi. And maybe they'll put my frequent flyer miles on my account, or maybe not.
I'll take Southwest. Doesn't pretend to be anything fancy, just gets me where I'm going on time.
