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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is in response to the Moisturizer For Men question?
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I can count on one hand the number of times I've used Lubriderm for actual dry skin.
The two are inseprable; shit... they even make mousturizer to look like what every 16-50 year old man uses it to create.
They could make it blue, orange, pink or purple-colored... but they don't. There is a memo somewhere in Proctor & Gamble's files detailing how "the pearly white color creates an immediate association with orgasm, which in turn spurs liberal use and subsequent purchase of the product. We strongly recommend against Mr. Phelger's suggestion that we use a cheaper blue die in the product. In fact, we recommend Phelger be terminated."
Phelger shot himself, destitute, in 1967. First in his class at MIT. Head chemist in the cosmetics and beauty aids division for a decade. Tragic.
