Note:
The "bring the Halloween candy to the office so everyone else will eat it" gambit doesn't work if everyone brings in their Halloween candy. It just turns into a big candy exchange.
I can't believe I traded Reese's Peanut Butter Cups for Butterfingers.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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