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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can you get edible sushi at Safeway? Can you get the pre-made pesto shrimp, rare London Broil, Naked juices, calamari salad, high grade lox, tasty flavored peanut butter, handmade sorbets, top shelf frozen yogurts/ice cream, sushi grade tuna, sauteed broccoli rabe and that really good shaved romano cheese at your Safeway?
If so, I'm moving to your town.
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No, but all that (and more!) is available here:
And, my dear sebby, the MILFs who shop here all look like Rene Russo in "The Thomas Crown Affair." Rowr!
edited by Not Bob's Id to add: Insert an "edible sushi" joke, and you've got a winner!