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Originally posted by dtb
(not that kind of trouble)
Anyway, this morning when I was getting out of my taxi, as I opened the door, an old(ish) lady was riding by on a bicycle (in the 10-degree weather, wearing a fur coat!?!) and crashed into my open door. She took a slow-motion spill and landed flat on her back on the sidewalk. Now, I realize this could have resulted in some serious bodily injury to the poor woman, but I couldn't stop laughing (on the inside). I did get out and ask if she was OK (she was having none of my concern, by the way), but I was giggling uncontrollably on the inside. The whole incident looked like a clip from America's Funniest Home Videos.
So, I'm thinking I'm going to be toast in the afterlife.
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Maybe you should open your fucking eyes when you get out of a cab?
Last person who opened a cab door in my face like that got a roundhouse kick to the face. But typically I just mule-kick the door and (hopefully) catch a couple of fingers.
And by the way, I am handling her case. Since the cab only has 25 g in insurance we are suing you.
