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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
A word of advice to all you boys out there: Never, and I mean NEVER, ask a girl out if you do not own a big fast boat. If you have any self-respect, I mean.
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This reminds me of an advertisement I saw recently in a restroom in Austin for a boat time-share deal. I believe the slogan was "She'll never know it's not yours." or something like that, with a picture of an average-to-dorky (but definitely short) guy in plaid shorts and a statuesqe blonde in a tiny bikini climbing into a motor boat.
According to the women in my party, the same company had ads in the women's room touting the sensibility and affordability of the concept. I don't think there were any leggy blondes, either.
I suppose the lesson here for the women is that if you get asked out by a guy with a fast boat, don't agree to the date until you see the title with his name on it.
