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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
TV is on. The announcer says "Coming up next... Sesame Street." The Brazenette looks at me and screams at the top of her little lungs "I hate Sesame Street! Elmo sucks!"
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I've posted this before, but it is a special holiday story.......
My wife was a La leche league devotee- my oldest at 2 was a beautiful (dtb she is beautiful-no?) still being breast fed curly haired little blond girl. She called breasts "nursies."
Anyway, we are all shopping at
http://www.bronners.com/ world's largest Xmas store. We were in north michigan in july and just stopped in. It's a place of wonder and peace- all your worries fade away as you walk along aisles of mechanical angels and every Christmas ornaments you might imagine. There is an AISLE of dog ornaments, as an example.
Anyway, our guard is down, Little Kate is walking ahead of us. Coming at us is an enormous fat trailer trash woman. Kate stops and turns to us- pointing "look at her nursies- they're funny!"
Time stops- everyone freezes- they Kate delivers the death blow "She's fat!"
Nice! Be happy your kid is off punching blow up snowmen.
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