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Originally posted by bilmore
(P.S. I do it too. I don't have any defense for myself in doing so. But, I just know it ain't right.)
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Dear RIAA,
You didn't give me a subpoena, and my good Christian conscience can't let this go unnoticed, but over the last few months I have downloaded approximatley 110 copywritten songs from Kazaa Lite. Among them are an acoustic version of Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn," Queen's "Somebody to Love," and Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline." I know this has hurt the earnings of all artist's involved, damaged the monthly sales of Tower Records, and undercut the integrity of the music industy as a whole. For this I am sorry. Please throw me in jail before I kill again.
Sincerely,
bilmore
P.S.
Oh...I also downloaded "Magic Stick" by Lil' Kim featuring 50 Cent. I'm sorry for that, too.
(I even stole the text of this letter)