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Travis
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had to waer a green velvet dress once to get a chick in bed. Wacky bisexual chick. Said she wanted to see what it would look like. I wound up hanging out for a while in it, while her 200 lb topless Asian friend made us drinks (never said anything... reminded me of that Asian villian who threw the hat in Goldfinger, but with sagging breasts and long hair). Eventual sex was lousy. Good times.
But I do recall thinking "this is one fucking comfortable dress..."
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Velvet?!
Fag.
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