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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Ah yes, what a surprise. Invoking The Man in Black. Did some of your faux-hipster friends tell you that he is really trendy with the Williamsburg Crowd these days? "He's, like, really dark and stuff!"
If you are what counts for cutting edge around here, we are going to have a hard time getting through warm butter, much less slicing up the limes for your Caipirinha. I weep for the board.
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I was about to post "My God, man. This has all but a postmark on it."
Then I thought about warm butter is like, and I thought, "ooooh... burn."
BTW, do you intentionally seek to cultivate the voice of Baby Stewie in the reader's head?