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Originally posted by Not Bob
If there are any of them on the FB, then present company is excluded, of course. Unless any of you are the lawyer who had the effrontery to sue Piggly-Wiggly for an old guy's fall at the now-bankrupt dollar store next door ("because the sign says that it is the Piggly-Wiggly Plaza, Not Bob, that's why").
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I am a plaintiff's lawyer, now in recovery. I always considered myself part of the legitimate attorney economy because, if not for my aggressive efforts to keep solvent bystanders in the case, the "controversy" would eventually result in a show trial between my client's $120K in medical liens and the insolvent tortfeasor's $30K in coverage. So buck up, little camper. If not for prick plaintiffs' lawyers like me and Pony, yeah, you'd be at home today, but you'd also only bill 1,100 in 2006, and Internet access ain't free. If I
really loved you, I'd write you a three-line meet-and-confer letter about your bullshit interrogatory responses that will be good for another 4.5 in justified billing of your carrier or count against your SIR. I might even use the phrase "bullshit interrogatory responses" so you and your contact at AIG can have a good holiday laugh about what a total dildo I am.
