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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't let the boldfaced girls get near any type of pole. Paigow's prole/bourgeois/nouveau riche names are italicized.
Girl Names
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1 Emma
2 Emily
3 Madison
4 Kaitlyn
5 Sophia
6 Isabella
7 Olivia
8 Hannah
9 Makayla (never heard of this name)
10 Ava
11 Abigail
12 Sarah
13 Hailey
14 Kaylee
15 Madeline
16 Ella
17 Grace
18 Mia
19 Riley
20 Samantha
21 Sydney
22 Lauren
23 Mackenzie (the worst)
24 Chloe (second worst)
25 Alyssa
26 Lily
27 Alexis
28 Natalie
29 Taylor
30 Anna (must be pronounced with a short "a")
31 Brianna (insta-stripper or porn star)
32 Zoe (third worst)
33 Kylie
34 Ashley
35 Elizabeth
36 Megan
37 Allison
38 Kayla
39 Katherine
40 Kyra
41 Isabelle
42 Morgan
43 Savannah (wow, really?)
44 Jasmine (miles and miles of dick before she's 18)
45 Arianna
46 Avery
47 Julia
48 Rachel
49 Maya
50 Jordan
51 Brooke
52 Paige
53 Victoria
54 Peyton
55 Katie
56 Abby
57 Gabriella
58 Alexandra
59 Leah
60 Jessica
61 Rebecca
62 Brooklyn (stripping before she's ten)
63 Gabrielle
64 Audrey
65 Amelia
66 Jenna
67 Reagan
68 Sophie
69 Trinity
70 Sierra
71 Cadence
72 Lillian
73 Ashlyn
74 Bailey
75 Gracie
76 Faith
77 Kendall
78 Kate
79 Molly
80 Claire
81 Kennedy
82 Caroline
83 Addison (Cubs fans?)
84 Marissa
85 Alana
86 Destiny (born with glitter)
87 Jada
88 Amanda
89 Alexa
90 Erin
91 Layla (more of a slut)
92 Gianna
93 Ellie
94 Camryn
95 Nicole
96 Angelina
97 Charlotte
98 Aaliyah
99 Mckenna
100 Lucy
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Born with glitter. GO. I tend to associate Jasmine more with Disney princesses than with sluts, but that's a result of having daughters (both on the list, but neither bold nor italics).
Now that I think about it, Disney could have a pretty good stable of strippers with Jasmine, Belle, Aurora (or Briar Rose, for that matter)...
