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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?
You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*
*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.
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I remember the day I first learned of the gifted program. I was in my rooms at Pennypacker. Tanya, my girlfriend, told me about this class full of "gifted dicks." When I appeared sad, having been passed over, she told me "Hank, you've a gifted dick, but you're not a gifted dick- see the difference?"
Hank Chinaski
'88 Law '91
