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Originally posted by baltassoc
I once told a woman who commented that the baltspawn shouldn't be travelling without their mother that their mother was dead, which rendered her speechless, to my great appreciation. Now that they're getting a little older and can talk, I'm thinking of training them to say that Mommy ran off with another man in such situations.
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Stay with "Their mom is dead" but follow it up with: "Oh my God, I think I smell peanuts . . . run, kids, run!"
