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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sure, there are some feminist arguments against plastic, but they are all offshoots of the 3 reasons above; its just easier and doesn't sound as pathetic to hate plastic for political reasons rather than because you feel threatened.
S(By the way, every guy alive knows the above, so when you offer political/social stigma reasons, we just smile and listen because its impolite to call you out)D
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Ahhh, it is the same shit as when a guy says that a better looking, more muscled, more successful guy is gay/impotent/on 'roids with a small pecker/whatever. Sure, everyone feels a bit jealous of people who appear to come in better wrapping. If hubby wanted to go on and on about some model/actress/porn star I wouldn't feel threatened. What chick is gonna stick around when she finds out that I bought and own all of the cool shit, he does not now and never will have any money, and when he finally breathes around her the potbelly that was not there when I married him will appear and lap over his waistband? I laugh -- where will he ever find another woman willing to support him in the lifestyle to which he has grown accustomed (and that's not even trying to find one with great tits -- and she'd have to beat out mine to even impress him)? No, I was apparently placed here on this earth to be the sucker to take care of this man and if he wants to admire the physiques of other chicks I don't give a shit.
Now, if he started giving me shit and asking why I don't look like so-and-so who has a private plastic surgeon, a trainer, a nanny and lots of time to work out and stay buff I will slap him into next week. Looking and admiring are one thing and that doesn't bother me. Comparing an airbrushed plastic babe to the mother of his child and founder of the feast (and all of his toys) as well as the person who washes the fart-marks from his underwear would land his ass on the street (unless he was saying that he is sooooooo glad he has me instead of some fucking hottie with the perpetual bod of a 19 year old -- in which case I would kill him in his sleep for being a lying piece of shit). Bitch please, you must have a mental disease.
