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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I hear ya but these are not good undies to be wearing when you're being undressed. The grip has to be so hard that it pushes the skin in, causing bulging of skin around the elastic, which looks like fat. This is the same reason why those "thigh highs" aren't sexy -- they use the same super-elastic grip and then skin bulges above them - not pretty and why the traditional garter hose and clips are better. Problem with the garter/hose is -- damn you had better practice that shit. I went for a leisurely stroll on a third date in the plaza around Lincoln Center thinking I'd give my date an enticing, casual peak at some point at my sexyware. Next thing I know, both hose came out of the garter clips and there went my "barely black" hose, sagging until they came to rest mid-calf. I had to walk back to the restroom with one hand pinching the stuff on each outer thigh to keep it up until I could perform major surgery in the bathroom. I do not have hot legs so none of this was cute.
ETA: I blame The Gates.
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Well, how did things end? Did he proceed to re-remove your sexyware?
