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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, how did things end? Did he proceed to re-remove your sexyware?
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This is what I don't really get about sexy undergarments. If things are going well, they just get in the way. You're ready to get things underway, but then you're presented with a series of clips, hooks, straps, snaps, pulleys, and combination locks. What could have been passionate lovemaking turns into an exercise in de-rigging The Constitution. Sure, variety is nice, but usually it's just more trouble than it's worth. And some of it's kinda itchy.
eta: I like the way my ass looks in a thong, though.
efta: I noticed during a college basketball game last night that the poll was brought to viewers by Siemans. I can't wait for a sportscaster to call it the Siemans poll.
