01-24-2006, 03:30 PM
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#4404
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Midseason Replacement
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This is what I don't really get about sexy undergarments. If things are going well, they just get in the way. You're ready to get things underway, but then you're presented with a series of clips, hooks, straps, snaps, pulleys, and combination locks. What could have been passionate lovemaking turns into an exercise in de-rigging The Constitution. Sure, variety is nice, but usually it's just more trouble than it's worth. And some of it's kinda itchy.
eta: I like the way my ass looks in a thong, though.
efta: I noticed during a college basketball game last night that the poll was brought to viewers by Siemans. I can't wait for a sportscaster to call it the Siemans poll.
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Remind me never to have sex with you. Because I kind of like the way all the frilly, pretty things make me feel.
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