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The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
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Originally posted by bilmore
OK, I looked. No silicon boobies, no facial reconstruction (even if it IS needed), no colored hair, no fake teeth, no piercings or rings or tattoos, no plates in my lips, and, honestly, no insecurities.
Well, okay, some, but not related to my dislike of polysynthetic mating adornments.
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You know, if you just get some fake TITS, people might start respecting you around here...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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