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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? It's not creative at all.  But I think that's the point.
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 A more creative option would be racewalking.  Racewalkers get to be a bit more dramatic, whipping those hips in a circular motion.  
I thought racewalking was joke until I saw it in the Olympics.  I think it must be about the most difficult sport in the world.  A game of speed where you are forbidden to run?  A true test of will.