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Originally posted by Gattigap
What, seriously? It's not. This, simply, is an opportunity for irreverent dreams of spring guns before having the conversation with that whore about her sociopathic children (just the terms I was grasping for. Thanks,weed!)
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Oooooh.
Use the children in demonic rituals. Use your kids too. Good training.
Tell the kids that their mom is a whore and is sending them over to your house so that she can [insert highly descriptive sexual stuff here, but use "wee-wee" and "cock" interchangeably, for maximum fucking-with-heads-ness] with the rabbi guy. Tell them that rabbi guy and mom are going to hell because they haven't accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. Tell them children who don't spontaneously develop stigmata and speak in tongues aren't welcome. You are from the south -- have a field day with the religion thing. You dabble in Monkey porn -- have a field day with the sex thing.
I'm shocked --
shocked -- that you can't figure out how to be maximally emotionally abusive.