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Old 06-15-2006, 07:09 PM   #11
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It is a well-established fact that she takes it in the ass.

Which preserves her virginity, of course.
Dude, Anne CAN'T take it in the ass. Her pelvis would crack.

And without being coarse, which of course means I'll now be coarse, there ain't enough lube in the Bunny Ranch to make that stick of beef jerky even remotely pliable. Her ass hasn't opened for delivery or deposit in the last decade. Unless you're hung like a knitting needle, I'd say move along and find yourself a nice Asian Ladyboy.
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