Apropos of Nothing and somewhat related.
Do you think it is reasonable for my husband to expect me to drop to a size 2 or 4?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My tips:
1. Hang out with slackers (your not playing vids, doing nothing but watching tv and baking yourself to a puddle after work every day will make you look like a great husband by comparison);
2. Don't be a stereotypical 'guy's guy' (i.e., get fat, start requesting blow jobs during hockey games, start doing wing nites with dolt buddies);
3. Fuck her a lot and make her come (its the only thing that truly shuts them up, and it's easy and fun... why every guy doesn't follow this simple rule is beyond me).
If you bang your wife a good deal and stay in relatively good shape, you can get away with bloody murder. I'm ridiculously immature and self absorbed, but I like nailing the Mrs, and she keeps the body tight as a drum, so I keep coming back for more. It's a perfect vicious cycle.
I wish I could translate my relationship luck into work luck. It's like I reserve the only good decisions for use in the home. Guess it could be worse... I wouldn't want to waste them in this shithole Thing I Do...
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