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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm in the position (which I always thought would be great, but it's really not) of dating a girl who is really into Slot C action. She had never tried it before me and gave all the standard "No, that's disgusting" lines, but I asked her to give it a try, once. Now she loves it, and she wants to do that all the time.
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It is becoming tiresome...now before she is begging me, and I paraphrase here "Give me some Slot C Action."
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Even though I've told her I'm not that into it anymore, she still wants it Slot C-style. She also doesn't masturbate, so it's hard for me to figure out what is going to cause her to have orgasms.
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Cry me a fuckin' river, dude. Do you hear this [making weird finger motion by your ear]? It is the world's smallest violin and it is playing for you. We should all have your problems. Be careful what you wish for b/c you might get it. A stich in time, saves nine. A bush in your hand is worth two something something.
Do you get what I am getting at here?
No?
That is because you are not smart enough to understand what I am saying, just like you are not smart enough to understand how lucky you are to have a girl who not only tolerates, but actually requests, that you go spelunking in the dingleberry cave with your purple-helmeted recon ranger.* If you are not ranger enough to get the job done, then send Debtslave, errr, I mean "your girlfriend" over and I will make it my duty to please that booty.
*translation = she likes you to insert your penis into her dingleberry cave.
