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Coed naked air travel
Regarding the government's banning of lotions, hair gels, and beverages in carry-ons ... pretty soon we'll all be flying naked and without any luggage. We'll simply have to buy everything when our unkempt, dehydrated, itchy asses touch down at our destinations.
On the bright side, at least we won't have to put up with dimwits spraying perfume and using nail polish remover in flight. And this may give the airlines a revenue opportunity -- they can roll out combined beverage and toiletry carts and charge for everything, including contaminated water from the hold.
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