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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Lists of people you have fucked. Not that you want to fuck, although that was one topic of this week's episode.
Seth Green was in the episode and every time he saw Eric he intimated that he had had sex with Eric's girlfriend, except Eric said that Seth Green wasn't on the "list." Turtle said "list?" and Eric said, in a pissy, holier-than-thou smug serially monogamous tone, "Yeah, the list. Couples make lists, Turtle." and I thought to myself "they do?"
Then Vince said "everyone leaves someone off the list, Eric," in a
"poor, naive Eric, believing what his hot, Hollywood-inside girlfriend said about her past" kind of tone. That was the only thing that struck me as true, if you accept the premise that couples make lists, Turtle. Hell, if I were to make a list I have a Seth Green or two that I would leave off, even if the only person ever to see the list were me.
Maybe in Hollywood couples make lists because there's so much gossip?
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If my list could be limited to people who are famous and about whom there might be gossip, I'd be up for making a list. Of nothing. To my knowledge.*
*Meaning, it is entirely possible I have unwittingly fucked someone famous but I wasn't aware of his fame. Not that someone famous might have fucked me, but I was unaware of the fucking.
