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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Sheesh. I'm a never-married, without kids, female attorney in my thirties that's jealous of those who have all of those things I don't because I devoted myself to my career instead of a man, and now I have to feel more unhinged because my right tit is bigger than the left? Way to kick a girl while she's down.
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My right boob is bigger than my left too! It's like we're soulmates. Or boobmates.
And I'm DIVORCED.
However, as of September 28, my boobs will no longer be lopsided. They will, however, be much much perkier.