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Originally posted by purse junkie
Actually, I do hate babies, unless they belong to relatives or pals--then I'm just bored senseless by them.
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You sound like my sock puppet. Except that I don't buy expensive purses. Any kind of purse makes me look like a guy with a purse, which is not a good look for most guys.
Seriously, though, I don't "get" the baby thing. They sit there and spit and poop. I would rather sit with my grandmother and listen to Celene Dion records than play with someone's kid--and she is dead so you can imagine how much I hate them. I don't even feign interest.
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But this was an older kid we really liked and otherwise happily spent time with. The parents responded to our invite to "Jane and Bob Doe" with a "Jane, Bob and Junior will be attending" so we had to speak up.
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Good for you. I hope you used lots of cuss-words. Sometimes people just don't get the message until you call their kid a couple of four-letter words, insult their mommas and question the paternity of their family members.
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And agree on the cake. Everyone likes that.
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Why would you go to a wedding for the cake? I can buy a lot of cake for a few hundred bucks. And not cheap cake either. I am talking like Entenmans or one of those other classy cakes.
