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Originally posted by mmm3587
I think this is where I'm supposed to get all pissed off and do the whole "You fucker, you implied I want it in the ass, and that means I'm gay, and I'm not, really, but I'll kick your sweet, sweet ass if you imply that I am again" thing, right?
I've always thought that men's aversion to discussion of action with their own Slot C is kind of homophobic. We've all got prostates, and I am down with some Slot C action via Tab D or one or two of Tabs E through I, but a plasticky fake Tab A seemed kind of cold and uninviting when a previous girlfriend poked it Slot C's way. Mostly, I think that my lack of interest in my Slot C getting worked is due to the fact that the worker wouldn't be able to give much attention to Tab A, then.
Which brings me to standard male fantasy number one, two Slot Bs at once. Still working on that one. The current recipient of my affection is definitely not into that.
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One of my best friends loves having slot C action. He likes it so much his wife thinks he's bi.
S(don't ever let a woman perform oral on slot C - its very uncomfortable*)D
* Totally twisted chick did this, not my wife.
