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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Thank you, but not cool. This is almost making me feel pressured to be nicer than I usually am. And I will not feel bad if you come back with another post about my flaws. Unfortunately, I promised to be honest.

1. Let's start with the good. Personality:

Patentpara speaks in full sentences that are easy to understand in person. I think she thinks she posts like she talks, even though she doesn't. She seems smart, happy with her job, husband, clothes, friends and life in general. She is not unpleasant to be around, although she's a little too perky for my tastes. Unlike on the board, she is not confrontational in the least and I think she would have zero problems irl with any of the female posters who she's had problems with on the board.

2. Face:

Patentpara is not ugly. That said, she cannot be described as pretty or cute. Mind you, these are my opinions so they are necessarily subjective.

3. Body:

Patenpara is overweight. She described herself to me as having a "medium frame." I would describe her as being chubby.

Her tits are not 38Es. No way, no how. They are Cs and I didn't want to see them unclothed.

Bottom line? When she is standing in line at Sbux and an investment banker offers her a straw, he is simply offering her a straw.

TM

Translation: There will never, ever, be another TMBD.