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Old 08-07-2003, 05:11 PM   #17538
Shape Shifter
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No Slot C Rippage

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
funny (on the relax).

If there is a lot of preparation (including time) involved in the expansion, how quickly after removal does one return to completely contracted? If eye dilation at the eye doctor is any guide, I would not want my anus gaping that long.
Like our President with a log in his eye, I'm stumped.

The pornos I've seen do not wait around long after the act. Busy cleaning up and moving on. Time is money after the money shot.
In my own experience spelunking Slot C, I have not stooped to gawk the gape. I am usually washing my hands so as not to get Santorum on my cigarette. However, the porn cameras seem to rush in quickly, leading me to surmise that it is a fleeting dilation. [edit: the porn that I watch, not that I make]

I have heard anecdotal evidence of homosexual men who are consigned to wearing Depends. I think this is probably the result of tearing due to improper stretching. Just like any athletic activity.

Really. Relax.
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