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Gross Anatomy
In one medical school course I attended, we spent an entire lecture on extracting difficult objects from people's asses. There were all sorts of X-rays of bizarre shit stuffed (and usually stuck) inside of poor bastards' bungholes. Obviously, there were sauseages, bananas and sex toys aplenty. Less common were common household tools like screwdrivers & hammers (handle side facing inward). There was a live, shaved, declawed hamster. I also recall:
A small, square tool box.
Mrs. Butterworth (yes, the whole bottle of syrup).
A light bulb.
An umbrella.
And lots of other various and sundry items.
But my favorite had to be an entire jar of Peanut Butter! I kid you not. Although the X-ray was downright hilarious (and seemingly anatomically impossible) the story was better. If I remember correctly, when the guy was interviewed by the attending physician, he claimed that he was snacking on some peanut butter as he stepped, naked, into the shower. He then finished snacking and put the jar on the floor. Thereafter, he turned around and, slipping on a bar of soap, landed ass-first on the jar which -- POOF -- popped right into his ass! I have never laughed so hard in all my life...
Talk about your gaping holes...
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