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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Oh! I forgot to tell this one to y'all. I told TM about a paralegal I work with that likes to say shocking things to me. He's a funny dude. So I asked him what he was doing over the weekend. And he responded he's going to the Hamptons and it is his "boy's" birthday and maybe he was going to get some hookers. So TM suggested that since I like expensive purses so much I should volunteer!!!!!!
Yup.
Alrighty then.
so let's see.
you're late. you stared at my tits and started arguing with me right accusing me that I'm lying about the size, you bring up rape right there and then, suggest I'm a whore, and then tell me I need to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth
Believe you me, asshole I can handle the truth
and not in a Paigow wack job kinda way
In that I came out, unscathed in dealing with an asshole and only got a fucking free glass of wine out of the deal. I should get a muthafucking t shirt. I survived asshole and won.
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What exactly qualifies as "unscathed"? Reputation intact? Not perceived as completely insane by a community of lawyers who read chat-style message boards? Do tell.
