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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Oh! I forgot to tell this one to y'all. I told TM about a paralegal I work with that likes to say shocking things to me. He's a funny dude. So I asked him what he was doing over the weekend. And he responded he's going to the Hamptons and it is his "boy's" birthday and maybe he was going to get some hookers. So TM suggested that since I like expensive purses so much I should volunteer!!!!!!
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Again, tell the whole story. You made it sound like he always tells you this type of thing, again and again with the hookers and tmi, in an attempt to make it sound like he was interested in you. I jokingly suggested that since he's looking for volunteers and since you had such expensive tastes, you could cut down on the tremendous hours you work by offering your services. It was nothing more or less than I would have said in response to one of your stupid, inane, pointless posts here. But keep 'em comin'! I'm really starting to look bad and you're looking much better.
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you're late. you stared at my tits and started arguing with me right accusing me that I'm lying about the size, you bring up rape right there and then, suggest I'm a whore, and then tell me I need to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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Good lord. I'm not going to go over the rest again or talk about other conversation points. I'm not going to even go in depth about how I definitely did not stare at your tits (good god, they didn't come out as far as your belly when you sat down -- one glance was all it took).
But since you want to rehash the event in detail, I will talk about how you're being completely two-faced when it comes to SS. You implied to me more than once (on email and then in person) that you thought he was creepy and hitting on you for simply asking if you wanted to meet for lunch. I told you there was no way he was being creepy and he's just friendly like that and you didn't buy it. And now he's your best friend because you think he's going to give you a better evaluation. You're pathetic. And this won't hurt your SS evaluation because he's too nice to tell you exactly what I have already told you.
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Believe you me, asshole I can handle the truth
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That may be true. I just don't think you can see it when it comes along.
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and not in a Paigow wack job kinda way
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True. You have your own, particular brand of insanity. It's not as fine-tuned as paigow's.
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In that I came out, unscathed in dealing with an asshole and only got a fucking free glass of wine out of the deal. I should get a muthafucking t shirt. I survived asshole and won.
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I'd like a breakdown of what you've won. Did someone send you more cookies?
TM
