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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Oh I yearn for the days of Koch and Dinkins where the crime rate was high and the streets were free of idiot fucking tourists who stop in packs of sandal-and-black-sock-wearing lumpy butt douchebags who fucking stop to look at a fucking map in front of the fucking exit of the Fulton Street subway stop so that commuters are wedged nine-fucking-deep to fucking wiggle through your begging-to-be-mugged type.
And please someone give me some piss baloons to throw at the fuckers on the top floor of those double decker-slow-down-to-a-crawl-to-hell-with-the-eighty-cars-behind-me buses.
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When they walk 5 across arms linked, Ferris Bueller style I usually scream "excuse me!!!!!!" really loud, plow thru or I say "move!!!" if they are tres dense. If they suck ass I'll say "YOU CAN'T STOP SHORT LIKE THAT AND MOVE PLEASE!" does the please soften the blow? You ain't in fing Kansas anymore Toto act accordingly or a yellow taxi will plow your ass.
