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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Where? It's messy that way. Sometimes for both people.
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Yuck. Sex is so messy, it's a wonder people ever even do it! Maybe you could keep a big bin of baby wipes on the bedside table (in the kitchen, glove compartment, desk drawer, what have you) to clean up that icky splooge mess.
Every woman knows it's good for the skin.
