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Originally posted by Spanky
As Less is my witness, I have done it twice. The trick is to look them in the eye during the lap dance. No one does that. And then comment on their eye color, no one else does that. Then, talk to them about a subject completely unrelated to sex that the stripper thinks she knows something about. Pretend you are really interested and listen intently. If she has already made the money she wanted to make that evening, or if she has given up because it is a slow night, you just might be in business.
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This story ends with an insurance claim for a stolen diving watch and a bill from a locksmith for new deadbolts.
