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Pluto- out of here
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Please. Pluto's like the uninvited party guest who looks out of place. Everyone figures he must be in the right place, because, hey, who crashes a party? People whisper, and wonder why he made the guest list. Finally, everyone realizes he's not supposed to be there, and he's asked to leave. The way I look at it, the party crasher got free beer and chips for 75 years, and has come out ahead.
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Pluto's more like the kid who was invited to sit at the grown ups table at Thanksgiving every year for the last 75 years and it didn't even occur to him that there'd be anywhere else for him to sit. His cool uncle invited him to use the good china and eat with real forks. And one of his cousins always made sure that he got a half a glass of wine, too. It wasn't until a rules oriented, kid hating grandmother noticed him sitting there that anyone cared.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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