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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ugh. So below the belt I told you I was kidding.
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My first stage role was as the King in "The Punctuation Proclamation." The play concerns a king who, having mistaken a period for a fly, decrees that periods, commas, and the like shall no longer be used. Hilarity and confusion ensue. Eventually he reviews a menu and is disgusted by what appears to be a dessert of "coffee cigars."
Apparently, no one thought to replace the periods with a line-break. But I digress.
You really should read or see this play. The lesson, if absorbed, will make your posts more comprehensible. Which may or may not be a good thing, but still.
(I was in third grade, btw.)
