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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Welcome newber! In the summer, Flower gets his man-pedicure done each Friday morning to be ready for the weekend. Anyways, he won't be in until noon CST. He'll have some advice and official words of greeting.
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Greetings, Newber! Back and feeling pretty! Anyhoo, as promised, I have a few words of advice. First, in a figurative, metaphorical way, the Lawtalkers internet cyber virtual chatting board for lawyers has been referred to as a cocktail party. The metaphor is apt. Like in real life cocktail parties, things can be kind of awkward at first. Everyone is just hanging around making small talk until enough martinis are consumed to get the social juices flowing. Well, you are essentially walking into a cocktail party where everyone is already loaded, some people have puked and are passed out in the guest bedroom, and there is one couple loudly and sloppily fucking in the bathroom. So no need to bore us all with the mundane details of your futile existence. Let's get right into the action. Post often and with vigor, and you will be an accepted member of the Lawtalkers community before patentpara finishes fellating you.
