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Originally posted by dtb
That's excellent. Yesterday, I was jostling with this dude getting out of the subway, and he seemed pretty pissed off that I wasn't letting him get ahead of me. Finally, when he couldn't take it any more, he angrily spat, "Where are YOU going?" to which I sweetly replied, "Ahead of you!"
The absence of profanity clearly threw him, because his only reply was, "Uh... Very funny."
Talk about your withering retorts!
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That is because you're smaht as well as funny and hot.
He must have been like, um, yeah that's it.
