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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hadn't thought of this in years. Thanks!
"Grandmother's Song" by Steve Martin
Be courteous, kind and forgiving
Be gentle and peaceful each day
Be warm and human and grateful
Have a good thing to say
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
Be witty and happy and wise
Be honest and love all your neighbors
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
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Good one. I see you and raise you:
I was working all night in my office
When a man I had recently killed
Called me up from a phone near my building
So I looked out the window at him
He had the same obsequious manner
That was the reason I had him killed
So to calm my nerves I sang this song
To him, over the phone
Turn around, turn around
There's a thing there that can be found
Turn around, turn around
It's a human skull on the ground
Human skull on the ground
Turn around
