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Originally posted by dtb
That's excellent. Yesterday, I was jostling with this dude getting out of the subway, and he seemed pretty pissed off that I wasn't letting him get ahead of me. Finally, when he couldn't take it any more, he angrily spat, "Where are YOU going?" to which I sweetly replied, "Ahead of you!"
The absence of profanity clearly threw him, because his only reply was, "Uh... Very funny."
Talk about your withering retorts!
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flying home a week ago with my wife and 2 kids- we have first class seats. We got to the airport way early because of all the "long lines" scare. approaching security i see they have two lines to approach the ticket/ID check person. 1 for 1st and one for the rest but they both go through the same person. she just is supposed to take the first class people out of turn.
the normal line was short so we just went in it. as we approach the check point some bustling woman comes running up through the first class line. the checker is checking my ticket and tells me there is a special 1st class quick access xray line to the right- THEN she takes the ticket of someone else in my family- it's polite to complete a family- no? Anyone the busy lady says "ummm, i have 1st class" so i tell her so do we, no big deal. we 4 go off to the next line, and busy lady ends up behind my daughter and she's banging stuff around and acting really fucking put out, so I tell K. to let the lady take cuts because she is pretty important, and she tells me again how she has these 1st class tickets. K. told her "gosh what do they look like- these maybe!" and shows off her ticket. i was proud.
the bitch complained to the TSA guy about something- like moving her ass through security quickly is a national security issue? anyway, here's the thing, we grab lunch then go into the Delta club to kill the next 2 hours. Bitch was there- she was there for 2 hours. How can someone be so stupid as to get themselves all jacked up and pissed off when they weren't in any hurry anyway?
