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Deadwood parody
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Originally posted by nononono
Yeah, but think of all the ickies you'd have to whip and make lick your boots.
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There was a dominatrix at the Sex Worker's Art Show two years ago that had a fairly hilarious standup routine. She said that she never had to hire a maid because she could always just get one of her clients to clean her house. One of her clients begged and begged her to become his full time mistress. She said she was very irritated that she was mean to someone and wasn't getting paid for it. She seemed like the nicest dominatrix that you'd ever want to meet. I think one could locate her through Craigslist in Chicago.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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