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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Another one I've had great fun using is the "Hey, It's Me!" wave. When someone is about to cut you off or is otherwise being a douchebag on the road, nod your chin up, and wave your hand a bit as if the person should recognize you. They'll think you're a friend, neighbor, teacher of their kid, whatever, that they didn't recognize at first. They'll stop cutting you off, or let you into their lane so you can get off an exit, whatever, and as you go by, you can either give them the "fooled ya" sign or...the finger. If they've already completed the bonehead maneuver they'll be all worried about who you are.
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Whenever someone gives you the finger or sticks his/her head out of the window to yell at you, just point at him/her and laugh. It infuriates the already enraged. Good times.
Or give them pressed ham.