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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If you were drooling and he still offered you a straw, then you must be hot.
If you were not drooling, then he may have offered you a straw only because you are female.
Depending on what city you are in, he may have offered you a straw because you needed one and he was close to them. I hear that this doesn't happen in New York, where the only possible reason for a man to offer a woman a straw is an intense, overwhelming desire to fuck her. But in some cities, I think people do this just out of politeness and it's best not to read anything into it. YMMV, of course.
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Well, since TM laid down the law from on high with the two tablets and scrolls I'm chubby and floppy boobed so why the heck would he have an overwhelming urge to anything except...bolt? why wait to give me even a straw just run.for.the.hills.
yeah, since I a nasty little troll no one pays attention to me except the playground in my mind. word.
