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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If you were drooling and he still offered you a straw, then you must be hot.
If you were not drooling, then he may have offered you a straw only because you are female.
Depending on what city you are in, he may have offered you a straw because you needed one and he was close to them. I hear that this doesn't happen in New York, where the only possible reason for a man to offer a woman a straw is an intense, overwhelming desire to fuck her. But in some cities, I think people do this just out of politeness and it's best not to read anything into it. YMMV, of course.
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Since NYC is high octane. I offer u this.
There were no visible straws on the sbux credenza. I need a venti straw which is the big one. [two sizes, people] The guy in question had a tall drink so he needed a *small* one. I asked for a venti straw, but the barista didn't hear me due to the blender. He was young and cute. So he asked the guy for two Large [venti] straws, for both of us even though he needed a small one, gave me the once over, smiled, leaned into me and started chatting about rod stewart or the soundtrack. That was above and beyond. But no amount of protestations will convince y'all so whatever.
