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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know how people say that if you've been drinking that when you fall and hit the ground you tend to be injured less than if sober? does that apply to snake bites? cuz I just saw SOAP and I likely would be 3 drinks into the flight when the snakes get out, and that would slow my ability to fight them, but maybe I could survive a bit better if I'd been drinking?
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I've never heard this but all of a sudden it makes sense how my brother could fall off of the roof of a two story building and land on a concrete parking lot and have absolutely no injuries whatsoever aside from being unconscious for 24 hours and unable to move his limbs for a few hours after that. 48 hours after the fall, he was released from the hospital and walking around as if nothing had happened. I was thinking he might be Superman, but now I know that he was actually just drunker than a porn star in a reality tv dating show.
